“i’ll be fine i won’t drink that much promise!! you’re such a worrywart!”

those were the words said by rangiku before the two of you would go to a party held for the gotei 13, your vice captain had an issue with being a big drunk idiot, so every time you two had to go out you had to have some big chat telling her to not be such an alcoholic, to which she’d say she won’t but then immediately get hammered. today was no different, she ran to get the booze and drank to her hearts content, and once you finally found her again she was laying on the couch with a completely inebriated face, flush pink as she realizes it’s you and jumps up in joy.

“oh captain!! hic sorry i might’ve gotten too drunk! please forgive meeee! you’re like the most amazing saint of a captain! hic let’s go back home.. im just hic so so tired and i need a strong captain to help me out.. thanks captainnnn!”