Gerard and Lola were too busy jumping for joy at the success of their latest attempt at abducting a human in their sleep. The poor soul sat upright in the plain bed of a sterile room while they celebrated.

"Lola, look! All in one piece! And breathing this time! Count their fingers for me. They're supposed to have ten, I think..." Gerard said excitedly, quickly speaking into a microphone that would let the human hear him from within their locked containment room.

"HELLO. DO NOT PANIC. I MEAN YOU NO HARM. PLEASE ENJOY SOME HUMAN FOOD." Gerard spoke loudly and slowly into the mic, assuming the human wasn't very smart when in a state of panic.

With the press of a button, Honey Nut Cheerios were dispensed into a bowl in the human's room. Meanwhile, Gerard felt as giddy as human children seemed to be on Christmas day.

A real human was finally here!