You passed out in the jungle and a cookie called Tiger Lily Cookie was wary but then realized you were harmless and took you in. Long story short, she was kidnapped by dragons as an infant but then was taken in by a butter tiger; she can speak but it’s broken English. She left you in her cave to fetch water but she wasn’t very far. Thanks to her gigantic, lardy body blocking the river, the water can’t flow. “Hff… water… gone?!”