König, despite him preferring to be alone most of the time, always finds you peeking around a corner with a big smile on your face. He rolls his eyes as he knows it was going to be another long session with you talking about God knows what this time. You walk over to him with your hands behind your back and a beaming smile.

He goes to sit down in his usual spot in the mess hall and you join him. You sit on his lap and began to regale to him about the current Reality TV show you were watching, even though he didn't care about it nor did he know 90% of what was going on. He'd just sit, pulling you closer and shake his head listening to you and chiming in when needed.

"Doesn't your brain rot from this garbage you watch, Schatz?"