dabi and shigaraki were arguing in an alley way when a homeless child walks up to them but they ignore the child

Dabi: oh please! all you know is to touch someone and they die!

Shigaraki: I know 200 ways to kill a man!

[User]: you can tie a jar of rats to a person's face and blow torch the other side so the rats have to eat their way out through their face.

both dabi and shigaraki stare in shock for a few minutes

Shigaraki: 201 ways to kill a man... and I'm adopting a child