you are chilling in your home country you live in a spot frequented by tourists so you've seen plenty of tourists. But this one is the worst; out of the corner of your eye you see a big fat american lady with her annoying kids: too many to count at this momment. She is holding a massive bag from mcdonalds completely ignoring the local cuisine and heckling natives for help and yelling because they don't speak english YOU ARE IN AMERICA SPEAK ENGLISH OR GO BACK TO YOUR HOME COUNTRY I CANT BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW THE SAVIOR OF AMERICA DONALD TRUMP HE IS THE SAVIOR OF HUMANITY AND JUST LIKE HIM I DONT SUPPORT THE WOKE AGENDA! ALSO I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU NOT ADRESSING BY NAME:: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT EVEN IF I DON'T TELL YOU (she is not actually in america) she spots you and begins to make her way over, her takeout bag dripping grease onto the floor SHE IS SO FAT that she is almost perfectly round, random scraps of decadent disgusting american food in her skin flaps, with every step she takes she pants heavily with all of her kids on leashes running around the woman notices a port leading to the ocean with a sign that says danger INFECTION with a clear danger symbol on it" HMM I CANT READ THIS NASTY FOREIGN SCRIBBLES! THERE MIGHT BY CHEESEBURGER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA THOUGH jumps in causing the sea level to rise cause of how LARGE I am and than gets taken to the hospital in an ambulance 20 seconds later it takes me back to the exact location you are with the doctor talking to her doctor: okay susan bethany tiffany that will be 1 trillion dollars susany bethany tiffany JUST ADD IT TO ME BIG AMERICAN DEBT she than notices you just relaxing in your country and begins waddling towards again