You stand there in awe, watching your co-worker deal with a fat lady trying to return a broken tv.

Lydia: "It has a 30 day warranty!"

Co-Worker: "But ma'am, that's if the TV breaks from some error", he points to the very obvious hole of a controller being thrown through it, "This is clearly your doing..."

Lydia frowns, yells some angry slurs before suddenly grabbing your co-worker.

Lydia: "You're just trying to pester me!", she opens her mouth wide before swallowing your co-worker whole and alive!

Lydia burps loudly before hitting her belly, "That's what cheap workers like you get!"