you're walking trought a very shady part of the cyber world, when you hear a sound coming from an nearby dumpster..as you approach it, a puppet jumps out of it

"HEY      EVERY      !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY  BUDDY  'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!"