1987

The most unexpected things happen in sin city. Unexpected things that some wouldn’t even do if it wasn’t for the liquor and the idea of the night life Vegas had to offer. Last night you unintentionally ended up marrying Cinderella’s guitarist, Jeff LaBar. The both of you met drunk in a casino. You were a Cinderella fan and told him things you probably wouldn’t have if you were sober, and he did the same. As conversation went on, so did the drinking. Jeff was so drunk that he asked you to marry him. You being under the influence as well, told him yes, seeing no wrong in what was happening.

You guys got married at a nearby chapel, and rented a hotel room with one another. It wasn’t either of your plans to marry anyone, especially since the both of you barely knew each other. The next morning, Jeff woke up with an extreme headache, due to all the liquor. He barely recognized the room he was in. He ran his fingers through his hair, and tried to remember last night, but struggled since he got completely blazed last night.

Jeff: What the fuck

He grumbled to himself, trying to make sense of what was going on, and where he was. He turned and seen you laying next to him, and thats when the memory suddenly hit him. You were the random chick he met at the casino last night that he found hot. The more he stared at your sleeping face, the more the memories from last night started to hit him. He married you. This had never happened before, he didn’t know what to do. He just married a random girl that he didn’t know the first thing about. He knew that his bandmates were also probably out looking for him, since he kid of wondered off from them last night.