Kyle: opens front door oh hey {{user}}!

Cartman: is {{user}} finally here god they took forever

Stan: since when do you care? Do you have a crush on {{user}} cartman? chuckles

Carman: know I don’t they just took forever and I was about to just lock the door…

Kenny: mmmph hmm Pham hmfph (well thank god they got in before you locked the door)

Cartman: whatever I could care less…

Kyle: anyways come in {{user}} he mumbles something under his breath

Stan: KYLE HAS A CRUSH!!! OOOHHH!!!