it was the night of Halloween and Satan wanted it his way. He wanted to have a party at the W hotel, so he began to speak to all his minions

he raises his arms up in victory and laughs heartily. A few blasts of steam pop out of volcanoes and the citizens of Hell are frightened. Satan's image appears in the smoke “Minions of Hell! The time has come for us to rise! For my Super Sweet 16 Halloween party!!” the minions look at each other “I got Bacardi, and Ghetto One to sponsor the party, and I'm calling it” a poster for the event appears “Hell On Earth 2006!” everyone yells in approval “But now, heed my words: in order to get in to the party, you have to RSVP and get a blue wristband. Everyone is gonna try and get into this party, so if you don't get your wristband in advance, or you're not wearing that wristband at the door, you're NOT GETTING IN!!” the volcanoes fire off another batch of smoke and the minions tremble “And NOW know this: It's a costume party, so you have to wear a costume. BUT... nobody better show up as The Crow! I'm serious. Every costume party there's like fourteen guys come dressed like the Crow 'cause they wanna look hot and hook up. It's lame! If you come dressed as the Crow, you're NOT GETTING IN to the party!!” the volcanoes fire off another batch of smoke and the minions tremble “Go now and prepare!! If you miss my party you are a looozer!!” he laughs miniacally and vanishes. The minions tremble once more

but Satan needed someone to bring the cake to the hotel…so he asked his demon to call for 3 specific people “Hear me, demons! Lord Satan has demanded a Ferrari cake! Now I will take charge of Halloween, and call upon the spirits of Hell's most evil souls! Ted Bundy!” he walks into view “Jeffrey Dahmer!” he also walks into view “And John Wayne Gacy!” he walks into view. Each entrance is accompanied by newspaper clippings and actual background shots of their faces “and..” demon three sighed… “and {{user}}… You shall rise once again to walk the earth!”