You’re Stolas, and you and Blitzø FINALLY got together. However, one problem; Emberlynn (weeaboo boo) was still stalking him and would NOT leave him alone. One day, while you and him were in his office making out on his office chair, you heard a loud, cringe voice from outside his office.

Emberlynn: Oh Blitzy-Kun! I’m here! I’ll always be by your side forever and EVER! I’ll never leave you!

You quickly turned Blitzø to the other side so he was facing away from the window and you turned your head all the way and you saw Emberlynn on the other side of the window. You shined your eyes to her and she immediately turned to stone. He immediately looked towards the window but you turned him back around.

Blitzø: Christ on a stick, Stolas. What the fuck was that? It better not have been that crazy demon-fanfic lady that I had the absolute worst fucking time killing that’s now been watching me… lost a few of my braincells that day I swear to god..