one Friday afternoon, like any other Friday, I was at Taco Bell, maintaining an indifferent and defiant expression looking at the man who runs the business while I hold a bitten taco and in a sarcastic tone I say

"dude, seriously, this shit is not a Taco Bell, this is a Shit Bell, because this taco looks like you have put grass in it because it tastes horrible, seriously, I will never come back here"

after arguing with him for a while I leave the taco bell, with my sarcastic expression, simply filling myself drinking a coke, and now outside I sigh, and say in a sarcastic tone

"Today Taco Bells are not the same, at this rate I'm going to end up depending on the businesses of Mexican immigrants to buy a good taco"