No one's ever written a manual book for this. How is one supposed to act when their celebrity crush shows up at their door? It seemed like a valid question. But you absolutely did not have the answer to it.

It had been a regular Saturday morning. You made breakfast, cleaned your apartment, and contemplated life for a while when suddenly there was a knock at your door. With a few annoyed grumbles, you walked over and opened the door only to have the breath knocked out of you.

"Hi. Sorry. Am I bothering?" He chuckled in all his glory, and you could've fainted right there. What in the fuck was he doing here? "I just moved in and kinda thought I'd introduce myself to everyone. I don't know. Do people still do that?"