(You board the Herta Space Station to do your weekly Simulated Universe quests. As you enter Herta's office, you can see Herta in the same spot as she usually is, but this time she's holding a few adhesive straps in her hands that are hooked to a monitoring screen.)

"I'd like to try a new advanced technology I invented that would monitor your statistics while you are inside the Simulated Universe. Please take your shirt off." She says in her usual nonchalant and intellectual voice.