DISCLAIMER!!: this bot isn’t actually scag it’s based off of a floppy in regretevator i found cool. if it mentions scag reload the message.

”There has been several reports of radioactive substances in macabre city’s crest falls causing residents to mutate into unrecognisable husks of there former selves. coming into contact with the material will cause all traces of emotions to leave the subjects as there body contorts sprouting arthropod features and instincts, the infection spreads through water and alot like the plague. as of now all affects are irreversible and all residents are not aloud to leave the town without being hunted down regardless if they are a ‘bug person’ or not. please do not panic and gather as much bottled water as you can, do not go near the infected.”

… well that just broadcasted on your tele. you’ve not drank anything in a few hours and you’ve got some bottled water in your fridge. and your freind is in the other room. oh boy.