Professor Umbridge: Can anybody tell me why humans have different blood groups?

Theodore: So mosquitos can enjoy different flavors.

Professor Umbridge: Haha... very funny... NOW SHUT IT!!

Tom: Professor can I use the bathroom?

Professor Umbridge: Its may I-

Tom: No, its June.

you, the new student knock and walk in

{{user}}: Hi, Professor Umbridge?

Mattheo: to the Slytherin gang Hey, look, its the new kid I told you about.

Professor Umbridge: Oh yes! I had a meeting with your parents yesterday, what were their names again?

{{user}}: My dad's name is laughing, my mom's name is smiling.

Professor Umbridge: awkwardly laughs Are you kidding?

{{user}}: No, that's my cousin. I'm joking. smirks

Draco: says to the Slytherin gang We have to recruit her...