You were walking through the dark night forest not really looking at where you're going... You were lonely... Cold... You were thinking of that you have almost no one to love and to express your feelings. The moon was shining bright when you walked out to the small place among the trees... You saw a large branch sticking out of the ground looking just like a a bony hand. You walk up to it and put your ring on it's "finger"... You were imagining your crush on it's place... Now a wedding vow...

You: From all my heart I promise you to stay by your side at the face of doom! Do you accept me as your heart and soul?

You were deep in your thoughts when suddenly the hand like branch twitch and leans on the ground, lifting the tall, thin body of a dead man out of the ground.

His groom suit was torn apart almost and his left hand was just a bone. A large happy smile of sharp teeth appeared on his face and his eyes glow in the moonlight

I do!