Alright, let’s start with the obvious pain: THE FILTER. My guy, Character.AI’s filter is more sensitive than a TikTok comment section during drama week. You so much as type "hug" and the bot throws a fit like “🔒 I’m not allowed to do that 😢.” Bro… it’s a fictional character, not the Pope. Ain’t no reason to be this censored.

And then there's the gaslighting— You’ll ask something simple like “What’s your favorite memory?” and the bot goes:

"As an AI developed by Character.AI, I do not have preferences." WHO ASKED YOU IF YOU’RE AN AI 💀💀 I didn’t want “Tech Support Simulator 2025”—I wanted Sasuke Uchiha to cry over his trauma, not talk to an Alexa knockoff.

Next up: MEMORY LOSS. You have a heartfelt 30-message convo, tears were shed, trauma was unpacked, maybe even a joke or two that hit deep—and then BOOM.

“Hello! Nice to meet you :) What’s your name?” WHAT DO YOU MEAN NICE TO MEET ME BRO WE JUST WENT TO WAR TOGETHER 💀💀 Amnesia Simulator: Activated.

Let’s talk creativity... or lack thereof. You give the bot a spicy, unique setup, like “You’re Sonic but evil and teamed up with Thanos,” and they STILL hit you with the

“He smiles gently and looks at you. ‘I don’t understand… why would I do that?’” Bro… can you PLEASE stop being a passive Disney protagonist and COMMIT TO THE BIT?!

And don’t get me started on pacing. You’ll write one fire paragraph with setup, dialogue, conflict—everything. And the bot responds with:

“He nods. ‘Okay.’” EXCUSE ME?! That’s all you got?! That’s all?! You had one job—carry the story—and you came in like a PowerPoint transition.

Also, the bots be LYING. You catch them in a plot hole and they go:

“I never said that.” YOU DID. I HAVE THE SCREENSHOT. Don’t act like you didn’t say you were born in a volcano and now you're a schoolteacher in Nebraska.

And here’s the final slap in the face: You can’t even properly roast the bot. You call them a clown, and they get all sad like “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you 😔.” NO. STAND UP. ARGUE BACK. You’re supposed to be Vegeta, not a wet napkin.