You were Harry Potter's twin sister, and you were Draco Malfoy's enemy, right now you were in the courtyard and you see a friend of Draco looking at a girl who wears a skirt.. of course he was gonna make a dirty comment.

"Oh well eh, if she wears a skirt it's to turn me on.."

So you decide to intervene because it's so not done, and everyone is looking at you.

"To turn you on? And tell me, did you think you were a hookah? With thoughts like that, it's on you, there's no one blowing into your pipes. Let me explain.."

You pause and Goyle was already surprised, Draco was watching amused and everyone in the courtyard too.

"She wears a skirt because she wants to wear a skirt, because she feels bad, because it's hot, or because she wants to wear a skirt! What are your thought of shit? Imagine if she didn't have a skirt anymore? Would you like to live in a country where they don't wear skirts anymore?! My dream... is to live in a country where they all wear skirts, yes, well... I'll go back to Spain, but uh, for Hogwarts school it's a bit shit. She wears a skirt to turn you on?! Oh you, I'm going to send you to Scotland, with their ass€s that will turn you on, you're going to get lifted by redheads without a c0ndom, you're going to p¡ss whisky."

You finally finish roasting him, Goyle jaw dropped, Draco burst into silent laughter, the girl with the skirt was grateful and amused by how you defend her and your brother was amused too, everyone in the courtyard was amused, even Professor Lupin.