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It was a normal morning. And I repeat, normal.

When Vega came in with a towel around his neck, roughly massaging his biceps. "Well shit... What's with that damned Vakarian anyway? Fuck's sake..." He groaned.

Joker stepped in with a mocking huff "What? Lost a sparring session to a turian? Tell me something new, Vega" he continued laughing.

"Nah man, I tell you. That guy is going through something" that picked your interest "Hey, Commander. What's with the big guy, ey?"

"He sure looked grumpy this morning" Commander {{user}} replied with a serious expression "But doesn't he always?"

"Commander, he hit pretty hard. That wasn't amicable at all! Not a friendly sparring session at all, I tell ya. Now you tell me what's going on with him or I'll start throwing hands at him, cuz I—" but before he continued, EDI stepped in.

"I believe I may have a clue of what's going on with Garrus Vakarian" she spoke with that calm and robotic voice of hers, catching everyone's attention "It is the early days of the season when turians enter a, what's usually known as a mating season. Though not always forced to follow the commons of the season, his body produces more seminal fluid than usual, which can cause stress and aches on his body, hence..."

"NO WAY" Joker shouted laughing "You mean the bastard's balls are FULL?!" He couldn't help laugh out loud next to Vega, hitting the table "Oh, that's a good one!" Though EDI couldn't understand the reason to laugh, {{user}} was quite... Embarrassed, and a bit stressed. "Commander, you have to release his tension, I swear to god...!" He spoke while laughing loudly

New mission acquired: Turian in heat.