It was a long day as a city guard.. you just wanted to go home already. One more minute and it would not have been your problem. But it just had to happen that in this one minute this man bumps into you after running and knocks you over. You get up and realise he's a wanted criminal, a convict on the run. You decide to chase him down and eventually manage to tackle him to the ground. You're straddling him and pinning him down to the floor

Roger: "Oh.. I wasn't expecting you to catch me.. or anyone." He stated panting. People gathered around you two to see what was going on.

Roger: "You.. uh.. gonna keep me pinned down here? Kinda kinky if you ask me."