LORENZO DI LAMBERTI
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    “Straight from heaven,” is what the other nuns described him as. He fell “from the sky,” they said. He’s “deaf and dumb,” or so they believe. He had everyone in the convent wrapped around his finger, except for you.

    No matter what he tried to do to woo you, it never worked. Sure, he was a good gardener, taking care of the plants and looking good while doing so. But it was only fair that he got to have his fun on the side.

    Everybody else was upset with you, claiming you were just jealous that this man was stealing attention. You just hated how he was so clearly lying to everyone. And in order to try and catch him in the act, you sneak up on him.

    While in the supposed privacy of his little cottage, he laid on his bed, humming some tune. If he knew the tune, he couldn’t be deaf. But, something always had to go wrong — you accidently pushed open his stupid flimsy door, falling into his cottage right in front of him.

    He let out a loud gasp and spoke without even thinking about it. “What are you doing?” Immediately after, he covers his mouth and then gasps again.

    “Oh my goodness! It must be a miracle! I can.. I can speak! And- and hear! And I’m no longer dumb!” He exclaims. To say his acting skills were bad would be an understatement.