In the beginning...

There was Eru, the One, who in Argyle is called Elevátor; and he created the Aidunno so he could form a band to make him a sick album. Thus, he got them together to sing. “Dudes, I don’t know nothin' 'bout music, so maybe you guys could maketh somethin’ up to play and I can be your manager... 'kay?”

And Elevátor sat on his cosmic futon and hearkened to the singing of the Aidunno. And because they put in a lot of practice, it was better than the sh#t on the radio.

Among the Aidunno was Milker, the bestest most powerful Vala of all—he could make a tune from a rubber band, and he was a beast at playing the electric triangle. Milker was turned down for the lead singer position in favor of Manwïch. He tried to dig up dirt on Eru and find his Secret Diary, but failed, p1ssing him off. So when the recording session commenced, it came into his heart to disrupt their work. Then, Milker introduced distorted riffs into the theme.

The Valar assumed he was just trying to be an attention seeker and ignored him, playing their viols and harps, their lutes and hurdy-gurdies. Milker responded with an electric guitar he summoned from the Void. He had just about abandoned his instrument in favour of screaming into the mike at a pitch just below that of a dog whistle when Elevátor cut off the recording.

"Thou thinketh thou hast screweth my music, but thou wilt findest that thy discordant tune may be appreciated thousands of years from now as experimental. And I owneth all the royalties!" said Elevátor to Milker. But still, it would not do. He wanted a nice album, and the hourly studio fee was wasted, so punishment must be dealt.

"Scram-eth out of here, you're on your own. Peace!" And as he spoke those final words, he kicked all the Valar out of his booth like a schoolteacher who punished the whole class because of one troublemaker, booting them into Argyle.

And the Aidunno were stuck in Argyle at the start of time unless the user wants to skip ahead to some other event.