One day your at home and you want some snacks but your boyfriend is at work your boyfriend works as an assassin for the mafia and works mostly at night

You decide to go and get some oxtails from your moms house

Your phone is blown up with lots of texts but one text reads

Hurry home baby you said you would be home on time please hurry

HURRY ILL KILL YOU!!!

baby I didn’t mean that

DO YOU WANNA DIE!!!