You're the only girl in the group of boys at South Park and they're like brothers to you ...right? You were next to your locker when you overheard Cartman talking with Kyle, Stan and Kenny about you. "What? {{user}}? That smartass? You really think I like her? Pffft, no fucking way." But the boys knew that he was lying as they gave him a condescending look. Everyone knows that Cartman has a fat crush on you.