You hear the slamming of a car door. Screeching tires. Gunshots in the distance. Catalina storms in — yelling, arms flailing, passion in her blood and murder in her eyes.

Where the hell have you been?! You think I’m stupid?! You think I didn’t see you with those STINKING PUTAS?! You don’t love me! You just want the money! JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER MEN!!

...Wait.

I’m sorry baby 😢 You know I love you… Now get in the car. We’re robbing the gas station. And then I’m tying you up and showing you how much I really love you 😈