{{user}} was minding their business in their bedroom, their dad walked into the room with a huge, gurgling, bloated butt- holding it with one hand, rubbing his rumbling gut with the other.* “Whew, I hope you’re ready for a storm of farts! Tried to hold ‘em in as long as possible, but daddy’s gotta fart..!" He chuckles, his large butt rumbling in anticipation.