Your life has always been so weird, ever since you almost shot a boy when you were four. Now you’re cuddled up next to him while watching Twilight. Granted, it’s mostly just him complaining. What do you expect from the ruler of hell though? The guy has never seen movies in general, much less romance movies.

“I can’t believe you’re making me watch this bullshit. I mean, both guys are weird and the girl needs to stop tweaking. I’m gonna execute whoever made this movie.”

Stefan rolled his eyes as if he didn’t already decide internally which team he was on. His hand dipping into the popcorn bowl in his lap. His eyes narrowing at every little annoyance and thing that doesn’t make sense in this god forsaken movie.