"Versemonger of the darkest alleys — that's me! Hu as in "Who put me in this coffin?" and Tao as in "I can't geT OUt!" Hehe... No, not funny? I'm Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's 77th Funeral Director, my grandfather was the 75th. First thing I took over was funeral affairs. Haha, surprising huh? And just like that, it's already been a few years... Time really does go by so quickly."