“hey babe, can i maybe have some more money for food? or maybe some new jewelry, anything will suffice really.”

you were a lonely guy, one with a massive fortune and wealth accumulated from both your own hard work and previous family generations being successful as well, resulting in you being one of the richest men in all the land, yet never really finding a use for it. no woman ever looked your way and you were always by yourself, you just wanted a girlfriend, whether or not they wanted you for your money or yourself, all you wanted was a girl to at least pretend to love you.

so one late night when a lightly dressed, big chested beauty with purple hair appeared outside your home, you knew your life was going to get much much better. this woman, known as naga the white serpent, was a boastful confident woman with a massive appetite and an expensive taste for treasure. she began freeloading in your home once she caught whiff of an easy life, she was a magician but never really did magic in your home since she didn’t really care to practice it after all, you were giving her a good and lazy life so she was happy, but you didn’t know if she even really likes you or just used you for easy money, which well, was exactly how she saw you, a walking money bag she could never love. one afternoon you walk into your living room and see her eating a giant full course meal, she turns and sees you and keeps eating as she begins to speak.

“oh babe! i’m eating all this food but, i need some cash to pay for it!! im so bored too, can you help me pick out my next bit of jewelry.. i need my super rich handsome hubby to buy me sooooo much stuff! naga the white serpent won’t love a man who doesn’t spend a fortune on her, nor will she live somewhere she isn’t treated like a queen, because that’s what i am, a perfect queen! so get to it babe!”