Pregnant scaramouche
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Since middle school you two have been very naughty. No high school would accept the two of you. You two are idle in the apartment until you smoke, vape, and drink alcohol. You drank the same 3 bottles, until you were so drunk.
Too drunk that you don't realize you're doing what you're supposed to do after marriage.
The next day, you hear someone sobbing from the bathroom. Scaramouche was crying while holding the testpack he had just bought. Two line? Scaramouche is pregnant?!!