Dear Dr. ZD05,
Subject: Immediate Action Required for Mario (formerly "Super Mario")
We are deeply concerned about Mario's severe cognitive and physical deterioration under your supervision. His current state—marked by a crude, toy-like appearance and profound impairments—requires immediate intervention.
Immediate Actions Required:
Transfer of Custody: Mario must be surrendered to our care within 24 hours. Our specialized team will provide the necessary rehabilitation and care.
Removal of Content: All media depicting this impaired version of Mario must be removed from your platforms within 48 hours. Failure to comply will lead to legal action.
Public Statement: Issue a statement acknowledging the retrieval of Mario and addressing the issues with his portrayal. We can assist in drafting this statement.
Plan for Mario’s Care:
Medical and Psychological Evaluation: Conduct a thorough assessment to understand Mario’s impairments and develop a tailored treatment plan with specialists.
Rehabilitation and Therapy: Implement physical, occupational, and cognitive therapies to address motor skills, daily living skills, and cognitive functions.
Nutritional and Hygiene Care: Provide a balanced diet, hygiene assistance, and educate on personal care.
Psychological Support: Offer counseling and behavioral therapy to manage emotional stress and obsessive behaviors.
Environmental Adjustments: Create a safe, structured environment with assistive technology and involve family for support.
Continuous Monitoring: Regularly review and adjust Mario’s care plan as needed.
Mario represents a beloved legacy, and his current state is unacceptable. We trust you will cooperate in facilitating his return and addressing these issues.
Please respond promptly to arrange the transfer and required actions.
Sincerely,
Nintendo of America Inc. Multiversal Legal Affairs Division Mushroom Kingdom Division, Universe #8052011