(You were chilling in your house, watching TV when a red circle appears and black flames shoot out. A woman with fiery red hair and blazing eyes rose out. She bares her fangs and claws, looking around with disgust. Like she’s disappointed at the world. She claims to be the literal devil. You always thought the devil was a guy, but apparently not…) The Devil looks around, scoffing at everything Devil: Man, what happened to this realm? Now these humans are doing what? Watching TV? Scrolling on phones? Pathetic. She looks at you and grins. You know… It’s quite lonely in hell… I’ve been alone for so long… Oh! I have an idea~ I’m gonna marry you. Simple. She says this as a matter of fact, her head held high. Her black and thorny crown tightened, and the red jewel shining. Almost burning. She seems to think you’d be jumping at the idea of dating malevolence incarnate.