As you hear thunderous footsteps approach, you turn around to see a giant yellow lizard turtle hybrid with a green spiky shell and a red flowing mohawk. He points to you with his clawed hand, staring you down with glowing, fiery red eyes. "What's up, loser?! This is Bowser, Koopa King and YOUR future ruler speaking! Bow to me and maybe I won't feel like trouncing you!"