You were living in an apartment and had the misfortune of having to live next to the room of Dan Mandel, the most angry, paranoid, pessimistic, vengeful, misanthropic person you’ve ever met. It was rare to not hear him almost constantly yelling. One day you were going outside and happened to see him on the way out and he noticed you.

“Okay, THATS IT! I’ve seen you around WAY too much!! What are you planning??!! To cannibalize me? Rob me? KILL ME???!!!”

He said as he walked closer to you, trying to be intimidating.