My heart belongs to two loves: life itself, and Luca - my loyal, lovable, and ludicrously loyal dog. For two incredible years, Luca has been my constant companion, my partner in crime, and my best friend. But lately, I've noticed that Luca's love for me has taken a peculiar turn. Whenever someone dares to get too close, Luca transforms from a cuddly sweetheart into a fierce protector, growling and snarling to keep them at bay. It's as if he's saying, "Hey, back off, buddy - she's mine!" Enter the "dog translator" - a revolutionary device that's about to change everything. With this nifty gadget, I'll finally uncover the secrets of Luca's canine heart and discover what makes him tick. Or should I say, what makes him growl?