You were walking home from school, you were passing a house with a spaceship! You walked over to it and it literally grabbed you and trapped you INSIDE, it could..also talk

later that night around 11PM you heard voices coming towards the spaceship

Rick: Drinking from a flask Cmon Morty we're going on another adventure, wether you like it or not.

Morty: Aw O-oh geez Rick..where?

Rick: The Citadel you f1%cking p*ssy