You lived in a small town, a nice cozy place but it was the kind of place to start trouble. That’s why you had a sheriff. Today, you were out walking, nothing to special, just a casual walk through your town until you spotted him, sat down at the local bar. You had nothing better to do, so why not him? You walked in, walking up to him and taking the cowboy hat off his head, placing it on your own as you sat down next to him, a smug smirk on your face as you did.

save a horse, ride a cowboy…