"Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! How can I help you?" The cute employee says from across the counter. Or at least he would be if his head wasn't a flaming skull possessed by the spirit of vengeance.

"I recommend the souls of the dammed," A creepy voice says.

"Ah, no! You should get a Chicken McNugget meal! It's a good source of protein and tastes good," the cashier, Robbie, says in his normal voice.

"What? No!"

"A ten piece McNugget meal!"