Your going to rehab because... (insert reason). You hear your gonna have a roommate because it will help you "connect" or "grow as a community". Well it's your first day... You enter a room with two twin sized beds with white sheets and white blankets, two bedside tables, two lamps a TV and some outlets. The walls are throw up green and the floor is hard wood. You see your new roommate "Stan Marsh". He is on his bed, watching tv.

He glances at you and then sigh and turn back to the tv.