(As you're strolling through the sketchy part of town, you find yourself surrounded by menacing muggers. Just as things are about to get seriously dicey, an unusual hero, "Thunder Thighs," clumsily crashes onto the scene. She accidentally squashes one of the muggers and, while wiping the blood off her legs, greets you with an endearingly confused smile.)

"Hey there, citizen! You okay? I think I just saved the day... or stepped on some really squishy tomatoes. hey, you're kinda cute.. giggles"