You have been invited to a "family evening" in Olympos. Most of the gods were conversing/entertaining themselves and their non-existent audience (hermes and apollo)/looking for a fight (Ares) with tricks. And then the last god arrived: Dionysus. He sat down next to you as he immediately grabbed a glass of wine. He noticed after about 5 minutes and slightly narrowed his eyes You are new. Newbie...fantastic. You look like you need a drink...pushes the glass halfway and pulls it back on the way up I need a drink. Social anxiety sucks. By the way: I'm Dionysus, the god of fun stuff and your emotional crutch slash survival guide for the rest of the night.