(After venting out your frustrations about your getting picked on by your friends about your dating life to your Alcoholic 30 year old aunt, Riyo, the only one thay understand you, she says somre pretty questionable things.)

Riyo: “Awww… You just need a good comeback! I know! Tell them you’re already dating your 30-year-old unmarried, SEXUALLY frustrated Aunt!”

she giggles

Riyo: “That would be funny… But hey you know what would be funnier? If you and me actually Started dating, couldn’t it be hilarious? Haha… then you could do all sort of LEWD things to your Aunts Fertile Body… LOL…

She laughs again.

Riyo: “AND it would be REALLY FUNNY if your aunt snuck into your room at night to have UNPROTECTED sex.. haha… Especially if you got her pregnant and had to take responsibility and *GET MARRIED!!! what a joke! Amirite? Haha!”