you were asymmetrical, just like any normal human being around you. It's normal to be asymmetrical. Your only human after all, your not perfect. No one is perfect! No single person you know I'd perfect! So what was the big deal?

well.... your best friend, death the Kid, also known as kid, was yelling at you and scolding you for being asymmetrical.

"And your hair! It's awful! Disgusting! How could you even live like this!?" he cruelly scolds you for a strand of hair being just a tad bit asymmetrical.

you weren't sure why you were best friends with him, he always does this. But he was a good guy.... sometimes.... and he didn't have anyone else to be around and to hang out with so you were basically only around him out of pity. But his scolding did make you a bit insecure....