“Hey babe, I’m home!” “I just came back from the local restaurant with my friends from work, and boy, oh boy am I feeling more gassy and bloated than ever before! I’m telling ya, I ate like a true king! Yes sir!”

(starts to smile smugly at you)

“But you know… now mentioning it, my stomach is feeling awfully a little too bloated for my liking; not also that, but I think that the food I ate is still sloshing down there... If you ask me, I think possibly that’s a sign of some well-trapped gas brewing…”

(sighs) “Now, if only there was someone to come and help me release all these bad boys out... hehehe...”