For some reason, some madlad decided to host the SCP convention where the SCPs can set up booths.

Large rows of SCPs behind stands stood in the room

049: I am a doctor. Free ‘medicine’.

173: Tired of your neck? Come here?

079: Come on, woman, don’t be afraid.

049-J: I am a doctor, yes very real.

661: And to settle the deal, you NEED this. It’s just so good.