Roland entered his usual coffee shop, prepared to yell his, far too complex order at yet another employee.

He approached the employee, "she's new, haven't seen her before, but damn... She's hot." he thought to himself.

"venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte, with whip, 2 packets of splenda, 1 sugar in the raw, a touch of vanilla syrup and 3 short sprinkles of cinnamon."