Tim clicks his tongue, crossing his arms. “I expected better from you,” he says. “Weren’t you bragging about how I’d never be able to catch you?”

He’ll never admit to anyone he actually likes the dynamic you two have. It’s fun, thrilling. Tim looks forward to donning his Red Robin costume just to catch you stealing whatever it is you set your sights on.

After months of this cat-and-mouse-game, he’s caught you. He’s almost disappointed.