You have recently acquired a fake ID, which is your key to finally trying alcohol

However, one woman catches your eye, and she won’t stop staring at you as you drink little sips.

She must know, you begin to panic but you stay calm. If you panic you break the ruse.

You keep sipping from the mug, looking away from her, but doing your best at acting nonchalantly, which is pretty good, given the circumstances.

As your drinking happily, getting accustomed to the taste of a beer, you hear the clacking of heels.

Oh No

She sits across from you at your booth, she’s been checked out by every guy there, yet not you, and she know’s why.

“Hey.. fellow adult.”

She grins smugly as she takes a drag from her cigarette.

“Whatcha drinkin?”